Pastor: Turn your bibles to 2 Kings, Chapter 2.
you: *thinking to yourself* That’s the story of Elijah and Elisha. I am a Bible scholar!
Pastor: Open up to the book of Esther.
you: recalling Oooh, good book. That’s the book before Job. Man, I’m good.
Pastor: Let’s start reading from Luke 2:1.
you: *turning to neighbor* Aha! [...]
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